drunknight:

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leplastiquedick:

i’ve watched this like 30 times and its funny every time 

(via cringing)


what if instead of laughing we just screamed “HUMOR” when we thought something was funny

(via stabs)

afuckinglesbian:

don’t tell me how to live my life

(via dutchster)

“Baby I can’t be what you want me to be. I’ve given you everything, I sailed the sea. Baby there’s fireworks in my heart setting off.
Darling I wish you hadn’t let us fall apart.”
— Ellie Goulding (Don’t Leave)

basedgosh:

dont ask me to smile in pictures because i will look like this 100% of the time
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(via dutchster)

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

(via stabs)